1. Trying to write a paper about childhood obesity while drunk an angry is an interesting experience, to say the least.


  2. Colds suck. Especially since I have never found a cold medicine that I’m allowed to have. Sighhh.


  3. dr-archeville:




    You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

    It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.


    Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

    Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

    Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

    Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

    My ferngully by Ryoko-demon


    Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

    Me: “Lies!”

    Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

    Me: “LIES!”

    Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”


    (via zethry)


  4. theinfamouschubbykitten:


    (Source: baelor, via aelathehuntress)


  5. I’m procrastinating by reading articles about how to stop procrastinating. I think this is a new low.


  6. "But if we raise the minimum wage, we’ll have to jack up prices!"





    Did you know that McDonald’s CEO tripled his salary without raising prices?  

    Did you know CEOs make so much money that we could guillotine the lot of them, double the minimum wage, and have a nationwide barbecue to commemorate?

    Did you know that most CEOs got to the top with hard work and dedication and America is based on you get what you work for.

    Everyone point and laugh at this person please!

    *points and laughs*

    (via thelimetree)


  7. lets-bandage-it-up:






    Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

    These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!


    Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

    donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!



    Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 


    (via zethry)


  8. papirini:










    friendly reminder not to support lindt this easter season, or apparently ever again, because they support autism speaks.



    can someone please explain why autism speaks is so bad?

    because they’re adamant that autism is a disease that can be “cured”. They don’t have a single autistic person on their board. Autism Speaks produces advertisements, small films, ect. about what a burden autistic people are to a society. They only spend about 4% of their money on “family services.” They create a stereotype that makes it hard for actual autistic people, like myself, be heard and recognized as actually autistic. I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder before they realized that I actually showed signs of Asperger’s. They don’t actually help us. 

    That’s the problem with Autism Speaks. 

    (tw for violence, ableism, abuse, murder, and death)

    It goes deeper than not having any autistic board members. Many of the allistics running the organization promote the horrific notion that you’re better off dead than autistic, and their influence and “activism” only supports the ideology resulting in the continued murder of autistic children and adults by their parents and caregivers.

    Former Autism Speaks board member Harry Slatkin, whose wife, Laura, continues to serve on the Board of Directors, stated in an interview with Town and Country while still a board member that sometimes he hoped their autistic son David would drown in the backyard pond rather than “suffer like this all his life.” Evidencing a pattern of similarly violent rhetoric, Autism Speaks is also responsible for the 2006 PSA “Autism Every Day" in which their then Vice President states on camera that she considered putting her autistic daughter in the car and driving off a bridge, and that the only reason she refrained from doing so was because her other, non-autistic daughter would have been waiting for her at home—her autistic daughter was in the room as she made these statements. Furthermore, the producer of this PSA explicitly admitted that the film was intentionally staged to portray negative images of autistic people and their families.

    Only four days following the release of “Autism Every Day,” pathologist Karen McCarron smothered her autistic daughter with a garbage bag. McCarron stated that she murdered Katie because her “autism had not been improving,” had thought about killing Katie, that made an earlier brief attempt at suffocation, wanted to cure Katie, thought killing Katie would make her “complete” in heaven, and wanted to live without autism and thus had to kill Katie. Investigators found that McCarron was obsessed with different treatments for Katie. (See People v. FRANK-McCARRON, 934 NE 2d 76 - Ill: Appellate Court, 3rd Dist. 2010.Though it is not presently possible to draw a direct connection between Autism Speaks’ PSA and Katie’s murder, this crime and dozens like it only underscore how the kind of rhetoric that Autism Speaks favors only serves to recklessly endanger the lives of autistic people.

    (source article)

    Autism Speaks also publicly supports the Judge Rotenberg Center, a group home for autistic and neurodivergent students that uses “treatments” like food and sleep deprivation and electric shock to try and train the residents into acting neurotypical. The center has changed states three times in an attempt to bypass regulation against abusive treatment, and their practices have resulted in the deaths of more than one student.

    It’s not just an issue of Autism Speaks making it harder for us to get proper diagnoses and treatment. Autism Speaks is actively killing us.

    Well shit.

    I was eyeing up their strawberries and cream lindor the other day but this is more important than delicious chocolate.

    you all need to know this. You really do. Please do not support Lindt or anything that supports autism speaks. Please.

    Well shit. I used to really like Lindor…

    At least now though I can get better chocolate from Aldi.

    Absolutely re-blogging this, because more people need to know that what Autism Speaks has done (and still is doing) is not cool. I’ve known this for years, having autism myself, but it still needs to be said, and repeated, until everyone gets it.

    Any organization who consistently refers to autistics as “taken”, “stolen” or  otherwise “not whole”, or calls their movie “Sounding the Alarm”, which is basically connecting autism to a reference to the goddamn Rapture in the Book of Revelation (where, once again, a parent expresses their want to kill their adult child with autism), should not be supported. They are dangerous, they support a dangerous ideal towards people with autism, and their words can easily be taken as a justification to harm those with disabilities.

    And the worst part is, because they are the biggest autism organization, a lot of companies fall for their “altruistic” bullshit. They are not altruistic. The bulk of their money does not go to helping actual autistic people or for other practical purposes - it goes to “research” for a “cure” and a “cause”. And they prey on the emotions of family members of people with autism, and the pursestrings of those companies those families buy from, to accomplish this.

    Spread the word and reblog. Boycott these companies and tell them with your money how you feel about their sponsorship of Autism Speaks.

    (via zethry)


  9. fightingforanimals:


    Does anyone in the Eastern North Carolina want three Persian cats? Or even just one Persian cat?? I can’t take care of them anymore and my mom will put them down I can’t find someone to take them! Please signal boost! I don’t want these sweet old lady cats to die!

    Please, please help :’(

    (via zethry)


  10. acatnamedhercules:







    So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

    holy shit

    ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

    Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

    for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


    this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

    holy shit

    (via zethry)


  11. mahasm:


    Did you know that you can make houses out of plastic bottles? By filling them with sand, and molding them together with mud or cement, the walls created are actually bullet proof, fire proof, and will maintain an comfortable indoor temperature of 64 degrees in the summer time.

    And it’s not like there is any shortage on used plastic bottles out there. Here are some statistics from treehugger.com:

    “The United States uses 129.6 Million plastic bottles per day which is 47.3 Billion plastic bottles per year. About 80% of those plastic bottles end up in a landfill!”

    To build a two bedroom, 1200 square foot home, it takes about 14,000 bottles.

    The United States throws away enough plastic bottles to build 9257 of these 2 bedroom houses per day! That’s just over 3.35 million homes, the same number of homeless people in America.

    Many people in third world countries have taken up building homes out of plastic bottles, from Africa to Asia. Perhaps the trend will catch on in America and all of those bottles will stop ending up in the landfills. Wouldn’t they be better off housing the homeless? Kinda like all those empty houses scattered all over the country?

    why is no one doing this on a large scale yet?

    (Source: spiritscienceandmetaphysics.com, via zethry)


  12. yoga-food-and-fitness:



    It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs, collar and hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

    This may have just changed my life.

    This is probably the best post to help me realize shit I have ever seen. 

    (via lady-moriarty)


  13. ota-con:



    in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

    this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

    This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

    (Source: snapchatting, via zethry)


  14. archiemcphee:

    Here’s further proof that anyone can (and should) cosplay their hearts out. Seattle-based photographer David “DTJAAAAM” Ngo took this awesome portrait during the recent 2014 Emerald City Comicon:

    "Olive Oyl and Popeye prove that it’s okay to cosplay at any age."

    Click here to check out more of DTJAAAAM’s ECCC cosplay portraits.

    [via Super Punch]

    (via alwynuu)


  15. deathisabitch:


    Lets clear this out! 

    Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
    Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
    Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!

    Aclaremos esto! 

    Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
    Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
    Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!


    (via zethry)