1. cornysnake:

    The corns really enjoyed trying to burrow into the grass stuff. Luna, oddly enough, was the only one that actually behaved decently.

    (via fuckyeahcornsnakes)

     


  2. gcnjustin:

    image

    The first time I heard of “homosexuals,” I was completely confused.

    I was a sheltered Christian kid and I’d never heard the term, so I asked a more worldly friend about it.

    As my friend explained it, homosexuals were men who put their you-know-what in another man’s…

     


  3. aerloxlehkka:

    verhungernde:

    fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

    another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

    (Source: merankoria, via zethry)

     

  4. (Source: the-average-gatsby, via saenis)

     

  5. pixiedom:

    arr-pirate:

    friendly-fyres:

     i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

    Source

    People who complain about being “friendzoned” are swiftly removed from my social medias/life.

    (via lyriumrain)

     


  6. To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

    thejadedkiwano:

    Let’s play a game.

    Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

    you

    also

    what

    when

    why

    how

    look

    because

    never

    #your pixellated boyfriend is a problem Melissa

    #also Amanda is so cute waving around like that

    #what is wrong with people?

    But #when I find that one that actually makes me laugh

    #why am I so far awayyyyy

    #how adorable is that?

    #look melissa

    #because Alex Kingston

    Except I would #never let him shave my legs because I’d be afraid for my skin

     


  7. Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

     


  8. Giant pjo/hoo ship roundup

     


  9. "Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
    — Chris Brogan (via tyleroakley)

    (Source: quotethat, via zethry)

     


  10. frantzfandom:

    if you’re a grown ass man and you look at a sixteen year old girl as anything but a child the problem is with you, not with what she’s wearing

    (Source: sailorfuckshit, via lyriumrain)

     

  11. ludicrouscupcake:

    babblingbug:

    (Bunnies and Sunshine)

    Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

    Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

    What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

    They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

    They’re a big responsibility!

    This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

    BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT

    (via zethry)

     

  12. modalitout:

    notanothersonglyric:

    ruinedxfate:

    ruinedxfate:

    ham-safar:

    Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

    UNBELIEVABLE

    EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

    It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

    SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

    (Source: captain-majed, via zethry)

     


  13. MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

    1. 1. How many bruises on you right now?
    2. 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
    3. 3. Have you stayed in a hospital?
    4. 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
    5. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
    6. 6. What are you excited for?
    7. 7. What happened tonight?
    8. 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
    9. 9. Is confidence cute?
    10. 10. What is the last beverage you had?
    11. 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
    12. 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
    13. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
    14. 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
    15. 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
    16. 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
    17. 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
    18. 18. The last time you felt broken?
    19. 19. Have you had a soft drink today?
    20. 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
    21. 21. Are you in a good mood?
    22. 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
    23. 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
    24. 24. What do you want right this second?
    25. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
    26. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
    27. 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
    28. 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
    29. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
    30. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
    31. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
    32. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
    33. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water?
    34. 34. Listening to?
    35. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
    36. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
    37. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    38. 38. Who did you last call?
    39. 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
    40. 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
    41. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
    42. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
    43. 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
    44. 44. Do you tan?
    45. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
    46. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
    47. 47. Who was the last person to call you?
    48. 48. Do you sing in the shower?
    49. 49. Do you dance in the car?
    50. 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
    51. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    52. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    53. 53. Is Christmas stressful?
    54. 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
    55. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
    56. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    57. 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
    58. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    59. 59. Take a vitamin daily?
    60. 60. Wear slippers?
    61. 61. Wear a bath robe?
    62. 62. What do you wear to bed?
    63. 63. First concert?
    64. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
    65. 65. Nike or Adidas?
    66. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
    67. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    68. 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
    69. 69. Ever take dance lessons?
    70. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    71. 71. Can you curl your tongue?
    72. 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
    73. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    74. 74. What is your favorite book?
    75. 75. Do you study better with or without music?
    76. 76. Regularly burn incense?
    77. 77. Ever been in love?
    78. 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
    79. 79. What was the last concert you saw?
    80. 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
    81. 81. Tea or coffee?
    82. 82. Favorite type of cookie?
    83. 83. Can you swim well?
    84. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
    85. 85. Are you patient?
    86. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
    87. 87. Ever won a contest?
    88. 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
    89. 89. Which are better black or green olives?
    90. 90. Opinions on marriage?
    91. 91. Best room for a fireplace?
    92. 92. Do you want to get married?
     

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  15. herbackrowkings:

    lalondes:

    >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

    >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

    >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

    >james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

    DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

    (via lady-moriarty)